Can we please stop this crap? (Putting my Snark Hat on)
Yes, you invited me and your 4,999 other friends to your event.
Yes, it is thousands of miles away but Look! I do get a free lunch.
BUT…
As you might have noticed (had you looked) I don’t sell real estate, never have. I don’t do Short Sales, and I really have no reason to have been invited in the first place, unless you just wanted me there for eye candy. If so, you should have said so in the first place.
When you invited me to this, the umpteeth “special event” since I accepted your friend request, I finally recognized a pattern. Sadly, that’s why I unfriended you the other day.
So, even though I ignored your original mis-invite, un-frickin-friended you, you somehow still felt compelled to send this to me AND the 4,349 other “friends” that have done the same? Really?
Tell you what… You know what event I would really like to be invited to?
Ack! Never mind you aren’t listening anyway.
UPDATE: Just so you don’t think I am picking on one guy… Here’s a glimpse into my event message folder. They just keep on rolling in!
He's an avid hockey fan, rides a mountain bike, sometimes rides a road bike, has a few motorcycles (he had a really fast one, bought a cool orange one, rode a really slow one, and now,a perfect "BDR Weapon"). If that isn't enough, he makes cheese and sourdough bread, loves strong beer and good red wine, and poorly plays the Mandolin.
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